Cartier Love bracelet
“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”

Cartier Love bracelet

“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special screwdriver that is supplied with every bracelet. The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their commitment to their relationship.”

(Source: tuileries)

psychedelicmanifest:

Story of my life

me

psychedelicmanifest:

Story of my life

me

(Source: ineffableboyfriends)

why the fuck would i purchase season tix, c’mon people

(Source: mini-mal-isme)

itsvondell:

Now I know what true power feels like


when I get my credit card

itsvondell:

Now I know what true power feels like

when I get my credit card

"Oh, stop so looking depressed, Brian. I’m sure one day you’ll meet a girl who loves abortion as much as you do."

- Stewie

freaks & geeks

freaks & geeks

(Source: sprewelled)

croptopsnflipflops:

I had a teacher in high school who every time I wore jeans with holes in them he would ask if I paid half price for those pants since only half of them are there

A Binder Full Of Neopets

ridiculous-tiger:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

  • why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
  • now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
  • hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
  • yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through

i’m the mitt romney of neopets

guccipoop:

Me running from fans after a tumblr meetup

the advent of the dark ages: blake goes jersey shore x DvF #pray4blake #godbless #teamblake
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

guccipoop:

Me running from fans after a tumblr meetup

the advent of the dark ages: blake goes jersey shore x DvF #pray4blake #godbless #teamblake

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

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Tuesday
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today is a sad kind of day and i’m wearing leggings out of necessity *sigh*

today is a sad kind of day and i’m wearing leggings out of necessity *sigh*

killerandasweetthang:

hw sux

killerandasweetthang:

hw sux

vinceborg2050:

just kidding, i don’t have good grades because — well, i’m not a [lights cigarette using sparks from skateboard grind]

nerd